And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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