If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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