So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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