There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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