Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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