More tranny stories later!
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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