Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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