walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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