with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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