Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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