You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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