that's an acceptable place to lick
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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