is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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