I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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