I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
either way he was missing a nipple.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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