Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
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Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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