so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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