I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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