Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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