Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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