i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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