last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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