my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I need water and some morals
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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