I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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