I smell stomach acid.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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