North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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