your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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