Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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