please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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