we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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