Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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