I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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