I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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