Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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