So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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