Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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