check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im drinking this country out of the recession.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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