we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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