Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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