He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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