Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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