It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Randomize