Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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