I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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