Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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