so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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