Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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