I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Couch. On fire.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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