apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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