Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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