Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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