whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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