naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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