Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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