My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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