There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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